True fanciness is just a $4 toilet paper roll away.
Are you one of the foolish people who is still using white toilet paper?
Oh my. I’m so embarrassed for you.
As anyone who follows toilet paper trends closely knows, white toilet paper is dead to us. In its place? Black or coloured toilet paper of the luxurious variety.
Case in point: leaders in all things sophistication, reality TV show The Block.
We have seen resident fancy people Shay & Dean lead the toilet paper revolution by putting a black roll in their newly renovated powder room.
I get it. As a Melburnian born and bred I totally understand the sophistication that automatically comes with wearing/wiping yourself with black. And why do we even use white toilet paper in the first place? Do we really need to be able to see every little thing coming out of us?